Lessons Belize Has Taught Me - Part 2

#1 

My roommates like to keep the A/C on freezing.

 “Um, you guys I think the song is suppose to be “Baby, It’s Cold OUTSIDE.”

#2

It’s necessary to wait a month to tell me that a hot shower is possible.

#3

Checking heads for lice is apparently part of teaching.  

#4

Somehow buying American clothes in a Belize thrift store is cooler then shopping at the Salvation Army in the USA.

#5

It’s amazing the lengths a kid will go to get out of school. 

“Honey, you don’t have a fever, you feel fine. No, sister, it’s in the bones...fever in the bones.”

#6

Don’t freak out if you have a black tail appear under the door near your bed. It’s just the dog who lays outside; for some reason his tail is wagging. 

#7

No, that isn’t your dog’s chew toy you hear squeaking. It’s just the mice

#8

Cooking dinner is like feeding an army. Guess this is what it’s like having a large family.

#9

There is nothing like the possibility of a hurricane to make you realize you are still an American tourist at heart. 

#10

Nothing beats listening to a scary story during a rain storm, at night, without electricity.